Mass Aprilie

1.Sunt partea din tine care stie ce-i bine
2.Este timpul ca oamenii lenesi sa iasa din barlog
3.I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
4. Man wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night...
5.Nobody knows anything
6. ....te abtii, te abtii, si cand nu mai rezisti, dai buzna!!!
7. I sell suicide solutions!
8. Who forgot to close the gate? Who let me out?
9.Ce nu te omoara te face mai puternic !